I'm so crafty

Sharing a little crafty humor. Some jokes I wrote.

• I’m so crafty, I put diamond dust in my coffee.
• I’m so crafty, I embellish my pets.
• I’m so crafty, I count dressforms to go to sleep.
• I’m so crafty, I repair everything with hot glue.
• I’m so crafty, my post it notes have bling.
• I’m so crafty, I have Joanns on speed dial.
• I’m so crafty, I have to break down at least 10 delivery boxes per week for recycling.
• I'm so crafty my license plate says Sizzix.
• I'm so crafty, I carry Mike's coupons instead of cash.
• I'm so crafty, I have my paycheck direct deposited to iamroses.
• I'm so crafry, I have my husband's paycheck direct deposited to two peas.

Sneak Peak

Here is a sneak peak of a cigar box that I'm working on for a swap hosted by Jade at JadedStudio's Super Secret Squirrel Sisterhood Society. The theme for the swap is 1920s fashion and the theme for my box is Little Black Dress. CoCo Chanel popularized the LBD in the 1920s. 

Tea Time Tag Swap

Here is my tag for the Tea Time Tag Swap hosted by Karla at Artsy Addicts on Facebook. I used the Pink Paislee Butterfly Garden paper, Iamroses dipped in diamond dust, and tea pot and tea cup charms.