I'm so crafty

Sharing a little crafty humor. Some jokes I wrote.

• I’m so crafty, I put diamond dust in my coffee.
• I’m so crafty, I embellish my pets.
• I’m so crafty, I count dressforms to go to sleep.
• I’m so crafty, I repair everything with hot glue.
• I’m so crafty, my post it notes have bling.
• I’m so crafty, I have Joanns on speed dial.
• I’m so crafty, I have to break down at least 10 delivery boxes per week for recycling.
• I'm so crafty my license plate says Sizzix.
• I'm so crafty, I carry Mike's coupons instead of cash.
• I'm so crafty, I have my paycheck direct deposited to iamroses.
• I'm so crafry, I have my husband's paycheck direct deposited to two peas.